“The World’s Fastest Nudist” likes to run around nude, pretty much everywhere. But, especially, my neighborhood of Williamsburg. And, apparently, not only is he nude, he’s also really fast — he claims to be the current holder of over 400 nude-speed records.
No one knows his name just yet (not even the Huffington Post), but we do know that he is claiming to be making a documentary of his speedy nude exploits, Naked Ambition, which include eating tacos and risotto.
I wonder if he likes tamales . . . I make killer tamales.
Watch the nudity.
29. September 2009 at 1:56 pm
Too hilarious! It’s everything I love about NYC!!!
29. September 2009 at 3:41 pm
Too funny!
William are you for realz? I love tamales! You should partner with the gay ice cream truck and sell them, nothing says love like ice cream and tamales! lol.
30. September 2009 at 6:58 pm
@Nate,
I’m totally serious. I make the best tamales! Gay tamales for sale! I’m sensing a new AKA William feature . . . .
1. October 2009 at 12:16 am
@William,
You need to stop teasing, I remember the first time I had tamales, taking off the plantain leaves, the meat and assorted filling tucked in the middle… you may have to prove your tamales skills.