Wait, The Whole New Moon Wolf Pack Is Gay?

Okay, so, there’s been some gossip rumblings that everyone’s true love Taylor Lautner is, in fact, gay. Something that he did not outright deny in his Rolling Stone interview:
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Another possibility is that maybe you’re just sort of discovering yourself,” Rolling Stone asked.
“OK,” Taylor said.
”…As a young person trying to figure out his sexual identity in the world,” the mag continued.
“OK. I see where you’re going,” he said during the interview. “Interesting choice.”
“It is a possibility,” the mag said.
“There’s a lot of rumors out there,” Taylor said.

We can all hope, right?

But, then, on top of that, there is an article in the Times that breaks the entire New Moon Wolf Pack like this:
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The rest of New Moon concerns Bella’s growing relationship with local beefcake Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). The latter though, in another telegraphed allegory, is struggling with his sexual orientation and eventually rejects Bella for a foursome of local rowdies in cut-off denim shorts and baby-oiled torsos. “It’s not a lifestyle choice, Bella! I was born this way!” he says, before fleeing into the woods with the beefy boys — they are also werewolves, but in the movie’s hysterical emotional register, this is of secondary importance.

As much as I dread the thought, do I have to see New Moon now?

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