So, a naked man climbs up a Dallas billboard and cuts loose, dancing and gyrating and being naked. Thing is, that’s not legal in Dallas. So the police come in to coax the au naturel dancer down the rescue ladder, and while he does come down, he does it in his own way to his own beat, dancing the entire time, til he was carted off to jail.
The police appeared to be willing to let the cute mohawked guy do his li’l gay jig (he strikes me as gay), but some of the spectators, who were tired of the traffic being shut down and also being from Texas, shouted, “Jump! Jump!” and “Shoot him! I’ve been trying to get to Starbucks for 30 minutes!”
Whatever. The Boost Mobile billboard he was using as his own very public personal dance floor reads “Less Coin, More Coverage.” Sure, it’s kind of a druggy thing to do, but, man, he was feeling it. I’m kinda hoping he was hearing Lady Gaga in his head . . . .
Watch him do his thing on the next page. And check out some NSFW-y pics on page 3.
Videos and photos on the next two pages . . . .
I know this guy. He IS gay and he is cute!