It’s turning into a day of dildos here on AKA William, although something tells me that goth-glam-rocker Adam Lambert wouldn’t be so quick to kick this dildo away . . . .
That’ right — Tantus Direct is cashing in on our love of vampires and sex with its new dildo, The Vamp:
The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon’s glow. Since it’s a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.
The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.
Although it’s geared toward the Twilight lovers, I say the “True Blood” devotees should have some fun, too, because I’m thinking that where The Vamp is going there won’t be a whole lot of sparkling goin’ on.
Check out a bigger pic of the Vampire Eric of it all.
Click to make even bigger.
h/t Unzipped
30. September 2009 at 3:14 am
Twilight is ruining the world.
Girls all over the world will buy this and scream “EDWARD”.
Sickening.