The Unofficial Illustrated Guide To Westboro Baptist Church Sign-Holding Techniques

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And the most impressive of all, the “Madame Butterfly” technique, or Four Signs for God (see Fig. 4). This flamboyant gesture can make any queen emerge like a butterfly and sashay up the rainbows to the Lord’s heaven. PROS: With so much sign real estate, you can easily spread the word of love hate against all of God’s adversaries: Jews, gays, blacks, Lady Gaga, Styrofoam, shadow puppets, holes in socks and left-handed scissors (God, I hate those). CONS: Nope. Not a one.

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3 Responses to “The Unofficial Illustrated Guide To Westboro Baptist Church Sign-Holding Techniques”

  1. Mort
    February 25, 2010 at 8:52 pm #

    I hadn’t realized we’ll eat our own babies. Thank heavens I don’t have any. Gays, Jews and Lady Gaga: If they’re right about an afterlife, we’ll have a much better party going on in hell.

  2. AKA William
    February 26, 2010 at 7:00 am #

    I tell you, these illustrations made my week.

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