Let’s start with the basic “John Cusack-from-Say Anything” technique, otherwise known as the Single Sign Method (see Fig. 1). This sign-over-the-head action is terrific for wooing the most prettiest of girls in town to leave behind their blasphemous ways and see themselves as the lost souls they really are. It can also be modified to the “Vanna White,” or the Side Arm. PROS: Perfect for the young hate-monger in training. CONS: Limited to single message dissemination; the little ones may just have to choose between holding the ever-so-popular “FAG SIN = 9-11” or “YOU WILL EAT YOUR BABIES.”
The Unofficial Illustrated Guide To Westboro Baptist Church Sign-Holding Techniques
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February 25, 2010
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I hadn’t realized we’ll eat our own babies. Thank heavens I don’t have any. Gays, Jews and Lady Gaga: If they’re right about an afterlife, we’ll have a much better party going on in hell.
I tell you, these illustrations made my week.