The Secret Gay Handshake Revealed

Thu, Jul 9, 2009

From the people over at The Landover Baptist Church (who have been “guaranteeing salvation since 1620″) comes a lesson on what to look for when you’re shaking hands with someone who might be homosexual.

Watch that wrist, too!

h/t Planet Homo

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3 Comments For This Post

mischiefmanager Says:
July 9th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Wait, you mean bandannas are over? *snerk*

Jesse Says:
July 9th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

You can’t just go posting the secret handshake all over the internet! They’ll kick you out of the gay union! I wore white after labor day once, and now I’m lucky to get a copy of the gay agenda once a month. They’ll castrate you for this.

Nate Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Oh C’mon, this is the most ridiculous thing! This whatever church needs to stop; this so-called secret handshake has been in full used by people of all sexual preference since, I don’t know, ever. The last bit of it maybe be a *gay* twist they just throw in for good measure but the whole thing itself is nothing new; I learned it in middle school (don’t ask me which school, I’m sworn to secrecy hehe) and my older cousins, my parents, etc all knew about it since way before I was even born.

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