Here on AKA William I have a daily feature called “A Good Stiff One.” In it, I present pictures of a guy I find especially sexy. Did you see today’s A Good Stiff One – Marlon Teixeira? Great stuff, right?
I spend a lot of very pleasurable time gathering photos of the men I think are especially sexy and worthy of being featured in “A Good Stiff One.” But, sometimes, during my internet travels, the search for hot guys goes terribly, horribly awry.
Sometimes the pleasurable search is transformed into a boner-shrinking journey through hideously untalented photographers, monstrous styling, Barbizon poses, and embarrassing sets.
Yes, the models are almost always sexy people with tight hot bodies and gorgeous faces, but sometimes my ability to be aroused is outmatched by my ability to be grossed out. Sometimes I feel like Chandler on that episode of “Friends” where a flu-ridden and infectious Monica keeps trying to force Chandler to have sex with her, and he’s torn.
So that you can more fully understand what it’s like to feel both attraction and revulsion simultaneously, I have created a gallery of the images that have created the most . . . inner tension for me. The gallery is very NSFW. We’re talking some full-frontal and some great ass shots. But we’re also talking over-sized helmets and red lace.
Feel the tension for yourself after the jump.
okay, the red lace is obviously horrible. but the bondage necktie puppy shot and the ice cap shot are also pretty fucking awful… i don’t blame the models, though.
I do agree generally that the poor models aren’t to blame, but what about the guy ensconced in the ivy? I think I do blame him for not saying, “Excuse me, Mr. Bad Photographer? Standing naked in front of a dirty wall and wrapping myself in ivy while pouting at the camera sounds like a bad idea, wouldn’t you agree?”
And I’m right there with you on the ice cap shot — that could be my favorite pic in the series.
yeah, stylists and photographers are mostly to blame. Though the necktie and redlace are clearly the worst. by why the heck is the last guy on here?!? hes yummy.