And, now, following the legalization of homosexuality in India, that country’s Supreme Court has agreed to hear a petition form a Hindu astrologer who wants the decriminalization of gay sex annulled. Why?

In his petition, [Hindu astrologer] Sushil Kumar Kaushal said “even animals don’t indulge in such activities,” adding that allowing gay sex would help spread HIV/AIDS.

. . . “If such abnormality is permitted, then tomorrow people might seek permission for having sex with animals,” Kaushal said. [AP]

Okay, a) Kaushal and Swailes sound like they’d be BFF and b) Kaushal really should read AKA William because, as my amazing readers know, I’ve posted lots and lots about homosexuality in animals.