And now Ford wants us to rest assured that he has always, deep down, for real this time believed that gayness is not a choice. Which goes a very short way in explaining why he originally did not believe in marriage equality. However, the facts have never stopped Ford!

From the Dowd column:

On his embrace of gay marriage, he observed: “There were pastors in my Tennessee district who said you can minister to someone and change their sexual orientation. I just never accepted that. I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know what anyone can say to me to make me sexually be with a man.”

Which is exactly what Patrick from Sean Cody said before he became that site’s resident luscious and much-loved bottom.