AKA William

In a riff on "Sliding Doors," my boyfriend, who is the father of a young child, is calling for automatic doors to promote safety and convenience for families.

In a montage spanning 60 years and pretty much every genre, we get to see the broad range of gays and lesbians . . . as seen by children.

In honor of The Amazing Randi's coming out, I thought I'd feature a video of him debunking psychic surgery. Watching this as a kid changed my life.

The new TV Land sitcom seems unintentionally reminiscent of "The Comeback," but Betty steals it from Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertenelli.