Sure, we know that Dr. Manhattan was a spliced together artifact produced by putting Billy Crudup’s head on fitness model Greg Plitt’s body (whose peen it is is still TBD). But we did get some very real Patrick Wilson booty.

And that satisfied my nudity needs, at the time. But, this weekend, I came across some very clear caps of the movie, and those caps were so crystal clear, so clearly outline the blue wang and meaty asses that I felt compelled to post the new and better “Watchmen” caps.

Check out the NSFW-ness.