The folks over at New York Magazine are reporting that a component of human sperm has been proven to smooth facial lines and wrinkles:
Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. The substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called (seriously) Bioforskning. Spermine facials (really) cost $250 at Townhouse Spa, where the substance is penetrated with ultrasound and infrared light.
$250?! A shot? We need to open up a Spermine Spa on Fire Island!
h/t to I Can Not.