AKA William

Vampires Eric, Bill, and Jessica don’t have anything on 15-year-old Tennessee boy Calvino Inman — he cries real tears of blood.

The teen’s mother says Inman has had MRIs, CAT scans and other diagnostics but his doctors have been unable to figure out what is causing him to cry tears of blood. Inman says:

Sometimes, I can feel it coming up, like a tear. I feel my eyes watering. Sometimes, it will burn as it comes out. I’ve been called possessed by almost all of my friends. I guess I’m used to it now. At first, it kind of hurt my feelings

Now, I, of course, hope this is not a serious medical condition, but, man, his tears of blood and his deep Southern accent? Real life “True Blood.”

Watch the CNN report of Inman and his tears of blood.