Here’s the thing. I wasn’t going to post about Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Anne sex tape because, like the whole Dustin Lance Black sex tape ordeal, what celebrities do exactly while in the privacy of their beds ain’t anyone’s business. Especially when we learn about it from a leaked sex tape.
But here’s the thing. Yesterday, after showing a censored clip from the sex tape, Defamer promised that its sister-site Fleshbot (site NSFW) was going to post the 12-minute unedited version.
And, well, Fleshbot did. Sorta. But it’s three minutes, not twelve. And while we get to see Eric Dane all nice and naked, he isn’t aroused. And there isn’t any sex. And it looks like the “drug-fueled orgy” was a couple of people smoking a joint and getting naked. At least in the version the Fleshbot posted this morning. (Makes me wonder how many lawyers are scrambling right now.)
So, with the sexlessness of it all in mind, I thought I’d screencap a few pics of Eric Dane and his peen. (Jamie Foxx’s recent pic was, in my opinion, more explicit.)
Anyway, check ‘em out.
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