This is like the Reese’s cups of stories. Mancrunch.com, the gay dating website that had its Super Bowl commercial banned because it was gay, has offered to give recently out Roy “Plantation” Ashburn a free membership to its site!
From the Mancrunch press release:
We are excited to offer Senator Ashburn the partnership opportunity and provide him with an appropriate platform to promote the importance of seeking true relationships in a safe environment. ManCrunch.com provides cutting-edge dating technology and we would love for Senator Ashburn to experience the site’s state-of-the-art services. via
I tell you, Ashburn needs to accept now. I mean, he is going to need all the help he can get in getting laid, with the million gays doing what they can to prevent him from ever again having sex with gay men and all.