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I need to once again give thanks to Paula Deen, that evil culinary genius. Without her brilliantly gruesome recipe for her non-delicious, non-nutritious, 1200-calorie Lady’s Brunch Burger, I would have no Award to give! For this week’s winner, a Lady’s Brunch Burger is just what the doctor ordered!

Pope Benedict XVI! When our first nominee is not trying to remove the gay speed bump on the road to world peace, he busies himself by actively opposing the decriminalization of homosexuality worldwide, including in countries that carry the death penalty. And just this past week, today’s LBBA nominee lifted the excommunication of a renegade bishop who believes The Holocaust did not happen.

Keith Luke: Luke told police he was “fighting extinction” of the white race and had stockpiled 200 rounds of ammunition to kill blacks, Hispanics and Jews. He planned to eventually go to a synagogue or school near his home and kill as many Jews as possible during bingo night. Instead, he raped and shot a Cape Verdian woman, killed her sister, and then killed a Cape Verdian man on his way out.

Mike Huckabee, our third nominee, believes that the Bible is totally without error. He continues to believe that separating politics and religion is impossible. Recently, Huckabee said that the White House is being devious for including LGBT rights under Civil Rights on its website. He went on to say that hate crimes laws are wrong because those life-saving laws mean that the government is becoming the thought police.

American Family Association is our final nominee! Those wacky “Christians” are doing their absolute best to degrade the humanity of gay people everywhere. The AFA works hard to impose their intolerance on everyone and terrorize gay people in particular. “It is love that motivates us to expose the misrepresentation of the radical homosexual agenda and stop its spread though our culture, ” they say.

Each of this week’s nominees deserves to be fed and fed a lot, and each has purposely confused wrong with right and created violence with that confusion. So, who deserves to eat at least one artery-clogging, stomach-cramping, blood-sugar-raising Lady’s Brunch Burger?

Find out!

With great power comes great responsibility, and like our former President, Pope Benedict XVI has plenty of the former and pretty much none of the latter when it comes to us gays. So, congratulations, Most Holy Father! You get to eat up!