I need to once again give thanks to Paula Deen, that evil culinary genius. Without her brilliantly gruesome recipe for her non-delicious, non-nutritious, 1200-calorie Lady’s Brunch Burger, I would have no Award to give! Many say Paula’s cooking is unhealthy, that it combines the worst features of every meal ever devised. But not me. I say it’s genius. Paula is a provocateur. Paula is subversive. Paula’s creations are edible social commentary that she dares you to eat! If you dare!
For a religious man, today’s nominee sure doesn’t seem very Christian, although he has emphasized what he sees as a need to return to fundamental Christian values. He has said that “everything that serves to weaken the family based on the marriage of a man and a woman, everything that directly or indirectly stands in the way of its openness to the responsible acceptance of a new life, everything that obstructs its right to be primarily responsible for the education of its children, constitutes an objective obstacle on the road to peace.”
When our nominee is not trying to remove the gay speed bump on the road to world peace, he busies himself by actively opposing the decriminalization of homosexuality worldwide, including in countries that carry the death penalty.
And just this past week, today’s LBBA nominee lifted the excommunication of a renegade bishop who believes The Holocaust did not happen.
So, who deserves to eat at least one artery-clogging, stomach-cramping, blood-sugar-raising Lady’s Brunch Burger? Find out after the jump!
You guessed it! Prada-wearing Pope Benedict XVI! (as represented here by the Madame Toussaud’s wax figure of the Vatican leader.)
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