I need to once again give thanks to Paula Deen, that evil culinary genius. Without her brilliantly gruesome recipe for her non-delicious, non-nutritious, 1200-calorie Lady’s Brunch Burger, I would have no Award to give! For this week’s winner, a Lady’s Brunch Burger is just what the doctor ordered!
Today’s LBBA Nominee is an unusual choice, but given the context of our nominee’s behavior, the nominee is practically a shoe-in for the Award.
More about that nominee!
In a hysterical attempt to entice people to see their direct-to-video movie, today’s LBBA Nominee has created a website that allows you to get “revenge” on a friend by uploading his picture and then having his image get plowed by Abraham Lincoln before sending him off to his assassination with a quick kiss. On Lincoln’s birthday! Get it?
The threat of gay sex from a dead American hero is really really funny, but it’s even funnier when the hero gets punished for his gayness by getting killed for it! The funniest thing? Lincoln might really have been gay! Oh, my sides are a-splittin’!
Who is today’s Lady’s Brunch Burger Award Nominee? And can we look forward to hearing more comedy?
“Extreme Movie!” Brought to you by the Weinstein Company and starring Michael Cera and others. The Weinstein isn’t known for being homophobic, so maybe this is just a marketing campaign that got waaaay out of hand.
You can watch the results of the website above. NSFW.
Via After Elton
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