I have always loved the Food Network’s Sandra Lee and her show “Semi-Homemade With Sandra Lee.” And her entire show, as you may know, is all about how to secretly buy pre-made food from a grocery store and then lie convincingly to your friends and family about its origin — you just tell them you made it yourself! Sandra’s catchphrase is “Keep it simple, keep it sweet, and keep it semi-homemade.”
As a new compilation discovers, Sandra has other catchphrases, like “delicious” and “expresso” (yes, with an “X”). And also “nine inch cock.”
Watch the Sandra Lee of it all.
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