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I was going to add this to the “Bar Snacks” post, but I decided that it really needed its very own post because a) Kathy Griffin roasting Joan Rivers is very good and gay, and b) because, well, keep reading . . . .
Via Planet Out:

“I will be roasting Joan with more gentleness and tenderness than her latest chemical peel and, on the other hand, I will give her a verbal pap smear and god only knows what I’m going to find down there.”

That’s Kathy Griffin referring to the just-announced news that serve as official roast master of “The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers.” The event will be taped later this month, and will air on Comedy Central August 9th at 10:00pm ET/PT.

If you have a joke for Joan Rivers that would be perfect for the roast, post it on the comments area below. Here’s one to get you started: “Joan’s had so many face lifts, she has to go the gynecologist to get her teeth cleaned.”

Roast Joan now!

Did you see that last part? Where the article’s author challenges his readers to be real roast-y? To be real funny? To really get Joan Rivers? Yeah, well, that’s where “b” comes back in because I read through the readers’ suggestions, and, well, read for yourself:

if only she can lift her ass the way she lifts her face, it would be as symmetrical as the already obvious comparison between the 2 parts.

She’s had so many face lifts, every time she smiles, her toes wiggle.

Yes, there are more. And, yes, they have all attained this level of funny.

if she get’s any more facelifts, her ankles will replace her earlobes. I’m sure she’s been in that position a time or two.

Joan Rivers is like an icon… only except instead of black velvet, her image is wrapped in gauze until each public apperarance.

Good old Joan Rivers. She’s had more hands in her than the box of tissues on the set of a Bel Ami orgy.

Joan’s had so many facelifts she now has a grafted skin patch of hairy ass on her chin–(of unknown origins) and much like MJ she now claims reverse vitaligo is occuring on her chin. Someone call Rev. Wright, Al Sharpton & Jessie Jackson for an exorcism!

My dear, dear friend bought me the brand new Hoover Delux with all the attachments and add ons, I opened the box and Joan Rivers jumped out

I mean, these are notably unfunny, right? And Planet Out:they’re all just like these ones.