The Passion for Christ Movement gives you the power to tell people what you want to be the truth — with their Ex-Homosexual tee! That’s right, for the very low downlow price of $10, you’ll be able to tell the world exactly what you think it wants to hear! And read! And you won’t have to utter a single word . . . .
But why stop at being an Ex-Homosexual when you can also stop being an Ex-Fornicator, an Ex-Masturbator, and/or Ex-Atheist? In fact, why not revamp your entire wardrobe and force the world to accept you for who you wish you weren’t?
You, too, can be part of the The Passion for Christ Movement Ex-Homosexual Ministry– all you need are the “skills to exalt the supremacy of Christ and the power he gives through the Holy Spirit” and at least $10!
Act now! Lorell, the proud Ex-Homosexual in the picture above, did! Listen to her explain why she looks so smart in her new outfit . . .
[via Joe.My.God]
