Ever get to the point where you’re sick and tired of just corresponding with your hot prison pen pal? You know you deserve more than one measly weekly snail mail letter from favorite felon, but what are you supposed to do?
Visit the new online dating service Hot Prison Pals, that’s what! You can get everything you ever wanted from your hot prison pal . . . and probably more! Just think, you’ll be able to meet someone like Colton Calhoun (featured in the sexy picture to your left) who has “been down for 3 years and has only 5 years left” of incarceration. Or meet 2008 July Inmate of the Month Bryan, 5’11, 175 pounds, who says, “I’ve been serving time for murder/robberies since I was 17. So, for the past 11 years I’ve traveled a hard a lonely road to become the man I am today.”
To get started, all you have to do is agree to these disclaimers:
We at Hot Prison Pals.Com strongly suggest that you take every precautionary safeguard when communicating with the people you meet through this service. For example, it is suggested by Hot Prison Pals.Com that you use a P.O. Box and not your home address for receiving mail from the inmates. Also do not give out your phone number unless you expect to pay for any costs from collect calls.
You must agree to hold Hot Prison Pals.Com and it’s owners, employees and agents not responsible for any costs, liabilities, damages and or attorneys fees caused or resulting from any reply to Hot Prison Pals.Com advertisements . . . We at Hot Prison Pals.Com are not responsible in any event, for any incidental, consequential, exemplary, or any other such damages arising from or relating to your use of Hot Prison Pals.Com. If you wish to find out any information on any inmate, we suggest you contact the inmate’s Prison for more details.
What does Hot Prison Pals say separates their online dating service from all the others? “We bring you pen pals looking for love — that just happen to be incarcerated.”
And Pork has this advice, “Try not to fall for a lifer!”