Previously, ChristWire has warned us of the gayification of our youth by “The Golden Girls” and, of course, “Glee.” Now, the site that is every real Christian’s best friend illuminates the mis-gayification of one George Alan Rekers by a gay youth, Jo-Vanni Roman!
Oh, that Devil. He’s real tricky!
So let us now defend famous men and banish internet lies. Just because an older Baptist minister takes a young Latino prostitute on a deluxe Mediterranean holiday, that does not make him gay. Just because that same man adopted a boy who is now the same age as Rentboy Geo, you cannot call him a pedophile (nor a hypocrite, even if he has stated that gays should not be allowed to adopt). The proof of Dr. Rekers’ heterosexuality is in his supreme fight against the radical gay agenda. His deeds– his Evangelical writings and teachings– affirm a life lived under Christ’s laws. The power of his righteousness shines on the faces of the thousands upon thousands of people he has touched and inspired to rebel against their worst homosexual desires. A few sordid acts could never refute such a lifetime of glory. Dr. George Rekers is and forever will be a true and beautiful heterosexual, despite what tales are pawned off in your local blogs and newspapers. God has made none straighter. The gays shall lay no claim to him. He is one of us! Even if, by chance, some unfortunate same-sex tryst happened there in the teeming alleyways of Madrid or on the bleached shores of Costa Brava, under a starry Andalucian night, or on a brisk Basque morning, whatever did happen Dr. George Rekers will forever remain a righteous heterosexual in our hearts!
Perhaps the only one God has made straighter is 82-year-old Monsignor Luiz Marques Barbos! Amen.