Trying to beat ‘em to the punch, Beau Breedlove, who will soon have his man-size judged by hordes of drooling gay men when the new issue of Unzipped is unleashed, was a special guest judge in a Portland penis size contest that measured the man meat in . . . donuts.
Cockfest, the annual event hosted by Voodoo Doughnuts, comes down to this: You have a handful of male contestants and a box full of oversized doughnuts with large holes. The “winner” is the contestant who can stack the most doughnuts on his oversized penis while balancing them. (Three doughnuts took top prize this year.)
Breedlove was on the panel of judges that awarded the $400 cash prize to the three-donut man. And if you find yourself thinking that three donuts isn’t all that impressive, there’s this from Voodoo Donuts: “Famous for their girth, our doughnuts are made fresh with love and care.”
Via WWire.
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