Hitler finds out that Scott Brown won Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat.
Poor baby. At the Australian Open, a ballboy pisses self during match, causes half-hour delay
Brooklyn Pride center 
More twins! These ones are Juan and Cesar Hortoneda, shot by Bruce Weber
Channing Tatum wants to make a movie about his stripper past. I say, “Yes, please.”
New basketball league open to whites only, to get away from the ‘street-ball’ played by ‘people of color.’
Because Sam drank Vampire Bill’s blood last season, in season three of “True Blood” the pair will form “not just any connection, an erotic connection.” I say they give some of that blood to Jason Stackhouse while they’re at it.
Both musicians and non-musicians can perceive bitonality. You know what they say, bi now, semitone later
Revealed: Why We Drink
In the new Rolling Stone, John Mayer reveals, “Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.” He must be a blogger.
Smart mud could be the new plastic: A mixture of clay and water produces a strong self-healing hydrogel that could help wean the world off oil
The Twins, I’m speechless. WOW