Last month at the DC Board of Elections and Ethics hearings on legalizing recognition of out-of area same-sex marriages, Minister Leroy Swailes gave what is perhaps the world’s worst/best argument for why and how homosexuality is wrong.
Swailes argued, among other things, that homosexuality is actually bestiality because two men together have four legs and one gender between them, which is the definition of an animal.
How’s that for some devastating logic?
And it only gets better. In his three minutes before the Board, Swailes also managed to invoke pedophilia, Daddy’s Roommate, the anti-Christ, and carbon dioxide.
You really need to watch and listen for yourself.
UPDATE: I have the transcript! And it reads like the most drug-induced fiction I have ever come across.
Both video and transcript.
Oh, and, of course, Swailes failed miserably — Washington D.C. began recognizing out-of-are same-sex marriages yesterday.
The work-of-art transcript:
Now when I, when I was growing up here sex was only between a male and female. Now it’s between Adam and Adam Eve and Eve which I can’t understand. You talk about discrimination and people’s rights. OK. The thing about it is you have rights and you have human rights but you have inhuman rights. If a man get with another man a woman get with another man. That’s it it’s inhuman. So me as a man that deals with the deals with the opposite sex I don’t see how you can put the two together. You have to separate them. Once you separate them that would be discrimination. Cause discrimination’s a negative and a positive. Me as a black men when they discriminated against me I came out of my mother’s womb like I didn’t have a choice. That was a negative discrimination. If you discriminate against a homosexual that’s a positive. Why? Cause of the children. You’ve got people they called pedophiles. Then you got pedophilia. What is pedophilia? It’s when your deception is Adam and Adam Eve and Eve. And you’re going to look in the eyes of a child and you’re going to tell a child that sex is between Adam and Adam Eve and Eve. You become a pedophile.
These books here. These books here. When they talk about King and King. And this and this Prince (unintelligible) Prince is a pedophile book. This book here that says Heather and Heather is a pedophile book. Pedophalia. Pha-Phaillia. This book here that talk about. Daddy’s Roommate? Is a pedophile book. This book here talk about All Families Are Different. Has to do with what? You have, let’s see God’s family which is a natural family. And you have the Anti-Christ family. Either you Christ or you Anti-Christ. Make your decision. Whatcha gonna be? You cannot be both. But if you can look in the eyes of a child and tell a child they have a choice to be hetero heterosexual or homosexual you have a serious problem. And we’re back to discrimination and human rights.
Everybody should have human rights but you have to be human. You and me you deal with the opposite sex. That’s by nature. That’s a blueprint. If there’s a plan there’s a plan. If there’s a design there’s a design. That’s the way the planet was designed. We cannot cha-change the cycle of life. That’s just like oxygen comes from plants. It goes up into the air. It mix with molecules with others in the air. It comes down hit Mother Earth. When they penetrate inserts Mother Earth we have what? What. We have life. Homosexuality’d destroy us. There would be extinction of the human race. If you go back five thousand years and do the research like I have (unintelligible) last culture it was the death of their culture why? Because they gave in to strange sexua sex strange. They gave in to strange flesh. The same sex. Which is a form of bestiality. Why is it a form of bestiality? Because a beast has four legs and one gender. If you put two men together they have four legs and two penises and still one gender. That’s a form of bestiality. That’s what we’re accepting her. If you put Adam Eve and Eve together two two vaginas are still one gender. That’s a form of bestiality.
We have to separate it. And when you separate something you’re discrimination. If I put a glass of water here and a glass of poison, which one you’re gonna choose? You’re gonna choose the water. That’s discrimination. If you put a heterosexual girl here and a homosexual girl here I’m going choose a heterosexual. That’s discrimination. Discrimination is a negative and a positive. In order to have a future with our children and everything the word discrimination have to come in. To protect children. I cannot look in the eyes of a child and tell that child you got a choice to be heterosexual or homosexual. That would make me a sadist. So what is a sadist? A sadist is someone that distorts sex. Sex is only between a male and female and somebody comin around and tell you that they’d become a sadist. And I don’t practice Satanism. And we as a city, D.C., we got to realize that you gotta ’scriminate against something that’s inhuman. Thank you very much.
h/tPHB
July 8th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
That statement is so retarded. First of all, Swailes, if there two penises and four legs in the room, it’s not bestality.
Unless the human is a double amputee or the animal has no front legs. It’s six legs, you idiot.
Why do these people have to go there? That place? Every time that gay marriage is mentioned? Get your mind out of the gutter. They sick for thinking that shit up.